The Question Corner

Some more ridiculous questions brought to you by the inquisitive toddler (who is only going to be a toddler for six more days!):

"Do cars get mad?

"When daddy takes off his shirt is he like sexy?"

"When zombies get old, do they die?"

"Mommy, when you were a baby did I hold you?"

"Is my hot dog really a dog?"

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Jacob: "Mommy, why is that car so long?"

Me: "That's called a limo. It's for people who are really, really long."

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Jacob: "Do trees sleep?"

Me: "No."

Jacob: "Why?"

Uh??